As the Fullback attacks, the Winger thinks to himself, "It looks like a goose, it carries an egg like a goose, it ... it... steps like a goose too?!?! Well then, it must be a goose, right?"
Meanwhile, the fullback speeds past the defender for a magical try!
Thanks to Australian rugby player David Campese aka Campo for putting a little extra hitch in our steps.
This shirt is soft and cozy and will quickly become your favorite. Be sure to put your name on the label so nobody tries to steal it when it's laying around rugby practice!